Words of wisdom, courtesy of The Dictator

I haven't posted in like, forever. Life sucks. Let's move on.

Here are some nuggets of wisdom spewed forth from The Dictator's mouth this week:

"You should have another kid and name him Know It All Jr."

"Meetings are boring, that's why they're called board meetings!"

"This music is horrible. It must be from the 80s."

It is seriously a miracle he's survived this long.