I should start saving

The Hormone King is a tattletale. A massive, hyper-sensitive, over-reacting, sissyboy tattletale.

In his defense, The Dictator is the master of all instigators, so it's usually justified. But since I can only hear so much whining and complaining before I pack up my shit and get the hell out of Dodge, the new rule is this:

If I don't see blood or bones, deal with it.

Magnificent parenting, I know.

So tonight, this was overheard in my house as I was ignoring my offspring and tending to Facebook:

HK: Moooooom, Owen just said boobies are awesome!

D: *giggle*


You know what's more expensive than counseling? Bail.

I'm so not cut out for this parenting thing.

6 people used their Big Boy words to communicate:

Deb said...

seriously, where do kids come up with this stuff?? I've already had to deal with "boobies" with Zach.
I'll have to remember the blood/bones thing for when him and Dane are older and annoying me.....

jen said...

seriously, owen is the most awesome kid in the world (well, besides mine)

Lisa Petrarca said...

I don't think any of us are ready to deal with being a parent...we just somehow adapt.

WheresMyAngels said...

OMGosh, that is too funny!

I'm just scared of what my kids are going to say around other people!

Shannon said...

"You know what's more expensive than counseling? Bail"...


DL said...

Ha Ha Ha! I am cracking up! I love your motto - seriously, kids need to learn to work things out anyway!