This is a direct quote from The Dictator earlier this evening:
"It doesn't look like a lot in the toilet, but it would in the bed."
And that was only one sentence of the conversation...just imagine the possibilities.
Life can be insanely hard. But it can also be insanely grand. As far as I'm concerned, it all boils down to what kind of day you're having. And, as my amazing mom used to put it, "Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield". Simple, right? So...bugs or windshields?