The Dictator has had a rough couple of days at school this week, and since it's just Tuesday, I can't imagine what the upcoming days will bring...
Yesterday, he got pinched in the face by some little creton child who just didn't understand that No Means No.
Today, he tripped and landed on a set of bicycle handlebars (don't ask, I don't even know how).
Exhibit A: Pinch on right cheek, clear handlebar marks on chest.
Poor Dictator. Preschool's totally kicking his ass.